Funny Jokes

:)Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English Language!

:)2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.
1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?
2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
I Will Marry Ur Sis




:)Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall


 :)One million copies of a new book sold
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.
"An idea,that can change ur wife''
While real word was(life)

:)
For Boys:
Study hard
Get good grades
Appear in ielts n toefl
Apply for student visa
Wait for the call
Appear in the interview
Get admission in a university
Get good grades
Search for a job
Work hard, earn well to settle
For Girls:
Marry this guy


:)Human brain is the most
outstanding organ in world.
It works 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
 right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall