Wednesday 11 April 2012

Human brain

Human brain is the most
outstanding organ in world.
It works 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
 right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall

2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls

2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.
1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?
2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
I Will Marry Ur Sis

funny joke

Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English Language!

Friday 6 April 2012

Life is a story


Life is a story written by God's hand..
I don't know how U got into my story..?

But I pray u stay in it,
until God writes my last chapter.

C u T e S a Y i N g ... ! ! !

C u T e
S a Y i N g ... ! ! !

What Is The
O p p o s i t e
...Of TWO  .? ?

A LONELY
" M E "

A LONELY
" Y O U "

If you don't go

If you don't go
after what you want,
you'll never have it.

If you don't ask,
the answer is always no.

If you don't step forward,
you're always in
the same place ...


TELL ME THE DIFFERNCE

TELL ME THE DIFFERNCE

"DIWALI" AS "ALI"

"RAMZAN" AS "RAM"

TELL ME THE DIFFERNCE





Girlfriend: Baby,
I'm Pregnant.
What Do You Want It To Be?
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Boyfriend: A Joke.

What Is Will-Power?

Question: What Is Will-Power?
Ans: It's When You See 10 Notification,
20 msg
& 30 Friend Reqeust on facebook,
And Still You Click
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LOGOUT


Don't depend on any 1

Don't depend on any 1
In this world including ur shadow.

Bcoz even it will leave u
When u are in darkness!
Understand the reality of life..!

Beautiful life is just an imagination

Beautiful life is just an imagination..

But

Real Life is more Beautiful than imagination''

Life is Urs

So

"Live and Love it..




Irritating Moment -=-
When You See Someone
Do Something Slowly 0n
The Computer
When You Know That You
Could Do It Faster..... !!