Human brain

Human brain is the most
outstanding organ in world.
It works 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
 right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall

2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls

2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.
1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?
2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
I Will Marry Ur Sis

funny joke

Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English Language!

Life is a story

Life is a story written by God's hand..
I don't know how U got into my story..?

But I pray u stay in it,
until God writes my last chapter.

C u T e S a Y i N g ... ! ! !

C u T e
S a Y i N g ... ! ! !

What Is The
O p p o s i t e
...Of TWO  .? ?

A LONELY
" M E "

A LONELY
" Y O U "

If you don't go

If you don't go
after what you want,
you'll never have it.

If you don't ask,
the answer is always no.

If you don't step forward,
you're always in
the same place ...

TELL ME THE DIFFERNCE

TELL ME THE DIFFERNCE

"DIWALI" AS "ALI"

"RAMZAN" AS "RAM"

TELL ME THE DIFFERNCE

Girlfriend: Baby,
I'm Pregnant.
What Do You Want It To Be?
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Boyfriend: A Joke.

What Is Will-Power?

Question: What Is Will-Power?
Ans: It's When You See 10 Notification,
20 msg
& 30 Friend Reqeust on facebook,
And Still You Click
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LOGOUT

Don't depend on any 1

Don't depend on any 1
In this world including ur shadow.

Bcoz even it will leave u
When u are in darkness!
Understand the reality of life..!

Beautiful life is just an imagination

Beautiful life is just an imagination..

But

Real Life is more Beautiful than imagination''

Life is Urs

So

"Live and Love it..




Irritating Moment -=-
When You See Someone
Do Something Slowly 0n
The Computer
When You Know That You
Could Do It Faster..... !!

- Irritating Moment -=-
When You See Someone
Do Something Slowly 0n
The Computer
When You Know That You
Could Do It Faster..... !! :/ :P

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Today's Reality : (not a joke)

Big house but Small family...!

More Degrees but less Common sense...

Advanced medicine but Poor health...!

Touched Moon but Neighbours unknown....!

High income but less peace of Mind....!

High IQ but less Emotions....!

Good knowledge but less Wisdom....!

Lots of human beings but less Humanity...!

Many comedians,But none are..

FrEaKy..!!!!!!!!

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Don't depend on any 1
In this world including ur shadow.

Bcoz even it will leave u
When u are in darkness!
Understand the reality of life.

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The most
"Beautiful BLESSING"
that I wish for U...

"May the WORST DAY of ur FUTURE be BETTER,
Than the BEST DAY
of Your PAST"  

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Best Catching Line

I don't think that
You r beautiful.
&
...I m not in love with u.
But
I m afraid that
All these might happen ...;-> 

That Awesome Moment When a Small Kid is in Your Hands
& Refuses To Go When Someone Else Calls Him =D

” I miss you when something really good happens, because you are the one I want to share it with. I miss you when something is troubling me, because you are the one who understands me so well. I miss you when I laugh and cry because I know that you are the one that makes my laughter grow and my tears disappear. I miss you all the time, but I miss you most when I lay awake at night and think of all the wonderful times we spent with each other, for those were some of the best times of my life