Attitude
Attitude of Youth :)
"We are mOre brilliant than Einstein and Newton..
.
It's just they didn't leave anything for us to invent" :D
Teacher-Student
Teacher :- You StuPid! At Your Age
EinsTen RanKed First In Class,,,,
What About You ???
StuDenT :- Sir At Your Age HitLer
Commited SuiCide...!
What About You ??? :P
Research
According to a research
87% of young people have
back pain.
.
.
. .
.
.
.
.
. The other 13% have no
computer. :P
Boy-Girl
Boy: Hi
Girl: Hey How are you . what are you doing ?
Boy: I am texting to the most beautiful girl of the world.
Girl: (Emotionally)
Awwwwww. ...... :'( :D :D
So sweet of you :) :)
.
.
.
.
.
Boy: But she is not replying so i am texting you..xP :P
Boy-Girl
Boy: "ILY" ...
Girl: "Awwww... I love you too, FOREVER..." ...
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.
.
.
.
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Boy: "I said, 'I'm Leaving You'..."
Boy-Girl
Boy: Hi
Girl: Hey How are you . what are you doing ?
Boy: I am texting to the most beautiful girl of the world.
Girl: (Emotionally)
Awwwwww. ...... :'( :D :D
So sweet of you :) :)
.
.
.
.
.
Boy: But she is not replying so i am texting you..xP :P
What's Marriage?
What's Marriage?
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.
.
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.
Answer-
MARRIAGE is the 7th sense of humans that destroys all the six senses and makes the person NON Sense...xD :P
Boy-girl
Girl- which computer do u have?
Boy- I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card B-)
Boy- which computer do YOU have???
Girl- A PINK ONE !!
Wht to say nw....:P
Boy-Girl
Boy: Where Are You Going?
Girl: For Suicide..
Boy: Then, Why Soo Much Make-Up?
Girl: You Idiot..!! Tomorrow My Photo will Come In Newspaper
Class Room
Class Room is Like a Train
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.
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1st Two Benches r Reserved For VIP . .
Nxt Two Benches r General coach
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.
.
Then
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Last Two Benches r Vry Demanded.
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Bcz Its."SLEEPER COACH" :P :D
Fantastic Quote”
LOVE Is Blind..
and
MARRIAGE Opens The Eyes. :P
A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor.
Which will reach down first?
.
.
.
.
.
Ans:The Pizza,as it's fast food! Lol xD
Laws Of Life :
1)Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone
2)Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch
3)Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner
4)Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire
5)Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings
6) Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with
7) Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will
8) Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach
9) Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last
10) Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold
11) Law of Proposal : After u accept a proposal you will get a better one
Married
A Boy Thought Of Suicide
He Drank Poison ,But His Father Saved Him
He Hanged, But His Mother Saved Him
......
He Met With An Accident , Doctor Saved Him
He Jumped Into A Well, Gardener Saved Him
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
At Last He Got Married,
N Now No One Could Save Him :D :P
Height of Disturb
How to disturb...'''
Boy:Pen hai?
Girl:nai hai.
Boy:Pen hai pen?
Girl:kaha na nahi hai.
(thori dare bad)
Boy:pen hai pen?pen?
Girl:kitni bar kahun nahi hai.
ab dubara pucha to hathoray say sar phar dungi.
Boy:Hathora hai?
Girl:nahi..
Boy:Acha phir pen hai pen??
Husband-Wife
Wife To Husband :
,
Dear This Computer Is Not Working As Per My Command,
,
Husband Replied :
,
,
,
Darling ,,,
,
It's a Computer Not Your Husband
CUTE INSULT :
.
.
Girl : I Want To Say Something
To U..!!
.
Boy : What.?!
.
Girl : Its 3 Words & 8
letters..!!
.
Boy : I knw. Its I love You..
But I Dont..!!
.
Girl : No.
.
Boy : Then What..?
.
.
.
.
Girl : Go To Hell !!
KID
KID :- Why some of ur hair are
white dad ?
DAD : - Every time a son make his dad
unhappy ,
one of his father's hair turns white .....
... ... KID :- Now understand why
grandpa's hairs are all white..
Boy-Girl
Boy: I'm searching for the
most beautiful girl..!!
Girl: Look I came for you..!!
Boy: That's nice! Now help
me to find her..!
Couples
Why do couples hold hands
during their wedding day?.?.?.?
It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands b4
the fight begins...x
Attitude of Youth :)
"We are mOre brilliant than Einstein and Newton..
.
It's just they didn't leave anything for us to invent" :D
Teacher-Student
Teacher :- You StuPid! At Your Age
EinsTen RanKed First In Class,,,,
What About You ???
StuDenT :- Sir At Your Age HitLer
Commited SuiCide...!
What About You ??? :P
Research
According to a research
87% of young people have
back pain.
.
.
. .
.
.
.
.
. The other 13% have no
computer. :P
Boy-Girl
Boy: Hi
Girl: Hey How are you . what are you doing ?
Boy: I am texting to the most beautiful girl of the world.
Girl: (Emotionally)
Awwwwww. ...... :'( :D :D
So sweet of you :) :)
.
.
.
.
.
Boy: But she is not replying so i am texting you..xP :P
Boy-Girl
Boy: "ILY" ...
Girl: "Awwww... I love you too, FOREVER..." ...
.
.
.
.
.
.
Boy: "I said, 'I'm Leaving You'..."
Boy-Girl
Boy: Hi
Girl: Hey How are you . what are you doing ?
Boy: I am texting to the most beautiful girl of the world.
Girl: (Emotionally)
Awwwwww. ...... :'( :D :D
So sweet of you :) :)
.
.
.
.
.
Boy: But she is not replying so i am texting you..xP :P
What's Marriage?
What's Marriage?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Answer-
MARRIAGE is the 7th sense of humans that destroys all the six senses and makes the person NON Sense...xD :P
Boy-girl
Girl- which computer do u have?
Boy- I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card B-)
Boy- which computer do YOU have???
Girl- A PINK ONE !!
Wht to say nw....:P
Boy-Girl
Boy: Where Are You Going?
Girl: For Suicide..
Boy: Then, Why Soo Much Make-Up?
Girl: You Idiot..!! Tomorrow My Photo will Come In Newspaper
Class Room
Class Room is Like a Train
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
1st Two Benches r Reserved For VIP . .
Nxt Two Benches r General coach
.
.
.
Then
.
Last Two Benches r Vry Demanded.
.
.
.
.
.
Bcz Its."SLEEPER COACH" :P :D
Fantastic Quote”
LOVE Is Blind..
and
MARRIAGE Opens The Eyes. :P
A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor.
Which will reach down first?
.
.
.
.
.
Ans:The Pizza,as it's fast food! Lol xD
Laws Of Life :
1)Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone
2)Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch
3)Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner
4)Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire
5)Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings
6) Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with
7) Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will
8) Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach
9) Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last
10) Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold
11) Law of Proposal : After u accept a proposal you will get a better one
Married
A Boy Thought Of Suicide
He Drank Poison ,But His Father Saved Him
He Hanged, But His Mother Saved Him
......
He Met With An Accident , Doctor Saved Him
He Jumped Into A Well, Gardener Saved Him
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
At Last He Got Married,
N Now No One Could Save Him :D :P
Height of Disturb
How to disturb...'''
Boy:Pen hai?
Girl:nai hai.
Boy:Pen hai pen?
Girl:kaha na nahi hai.
(thori dare bad)
Boy:pen hai pen?pen?
Girl:kitni bar kahun nahi hai.
ab dubara pucha to hathoray say sar phar dungi.
Boy:Hathora hai?
Girl:nahi..
Boy:Acha phir pen hai pen??
Husband-Wife
Wife To Husband :
,
Dear This Computer Is Not Working As Per My Command,
,
Husband Replied :
,
,
,
Darling ,,,
,
It's a Computer Not Your Husband
CUTE INSULT :
.
.
Girl : I Want To Say Something
To U..!!
.
Boy : What.?!
.
Girl : Its 3 Words & 8
letters..!!
.
Boy : I knw. Its I love You..
But I Dont..!!
.
Girl : No.
.
Boy : Then What..?
.
.
.
.
Girl : Go To Hell !!
KID
KID :- Why some of ur hair are
white dad ?
DAD : - Every time a son make his dad
unhappy ,
one of his father's hair turns white .....
... ... KID :- Now understand why
grandpa's hairs are all white..
Boy-Girl
Boy: I'm searching for the
most beautiful girl..!!
Girl: Look I came for you..!!
Boy: That's nice! Now help
me to find her..!
Couples
Why do couples hold hands
during their wedding day?.?.?.?
It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands b4
the fight begins...x
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